10 Things Every Tall Girl is Sick of Hearing
By Brielle Olorunda on November 27, 2015
This is for all of my girls who are in the 5’11 and above club.
1. “You’re tall!”
Yeah, you act like we didn’t realize that.
2. “You should play basketball.”
Would you like to sign me up?
3. “Is it hard finding a boyfriend?”
Not necessarily, but I guess we would prefer to find someone taller than us.
4. “Would you date a shorter guy?”
Let’s not be superficial here.
5. “You make me feel short.”
I’m sorry, you should blame my parents.
6. “Is a giraffe your favorite animal?”
No, not really.
7. “I like shorter girls…”
Yeah, says every tall guy I know.
8. “Your shorts are too short.”
This isn’t fair, I can’t help it.
9. “Do you wear heels?”
Do you?
10. “How tall are you?”
Just guess.